Actually I'm going off the deep end. I just want to be able to register for a $3,000 F'ing class so I can get a $270 certification then take another $3,000 F'ing class so I can get a $270 certification, so I can become a big-shot know-it-all Oracle guru about a month before we drop Oracle and go pure SQL Server. Now Oracle Identify Manager won't let me log into Oracle University via single sign-on (I can go to Metalink). When I "well F'you, I'll register" it says my sign-on is already in use. When I try to get my password, it says I don't exist. Sigh.